the dog eating men


 george the man [2002]


tune in to your local tv station or radio
coming soon to a country near you
the continuing saga of a maniac
let loose in the world
with endless financial backing – make sure to see it,
guaranteed to be explosive

george the man had a plan
he wants to drop the bomb
it was a family plan concerning daddy too
who incidently was also called george
george 1 got to be president of the united
states of america
and soon there after a war started
like it always does

it was looking good but it was over too quickly
and the chance was gone to drop the bomb
amazingly george 2 also got to be president
proving that lightning can strike twice
he had to wait for the chance to come along
ideally somewhere where no one gives a damn somewhere like afghanistan
however despite afghanistan having an
incredibly strong army
the defenders of freedom were once again too quickly victorious
but it didn´t face george 2 he had the whole world behind him
europe had given the green light
russia was also on board
and georgy had plenty of alternative targets
like somalia – iran – iraq – yemen – ireland – cuba – peru – columbia
until eventually when the word comes through

mister president it´s code red — are you certain —
yes sir – this is it sir
ok then 5 4 3 2 1 0 the bomb is gone
he dropped the bomb, dropped the bomb
now we will all be gone
because he dropped the bomb
christ mister president we´ve lost europe
i think russia is gone too
mister president we can´t reach russia
don´t worry man it was all for the good of our proud land
oh america
hail america you have won you are the only one
where is afghanistan now
where is somalia now
no one gives a damn so long as it fills the plan
give that man the peace prize
there is no war more
there is no civilization more
there is just george the man
oh beautiful america


all rights: stephen bray [2002]